Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Guest Posting!

So today I'm guest posting at The Three Under filling in for my girl Farrah while she's out oogling cowboy man candy riding horses on a well deserved ranch vacation.  In case you didn't know, she's a mom to THREE boys under THREE! YIKES! And two of the three are twins! She's amazing and friendly and writes about her life with her men folk so please, go check her out!


I'm over there talking about Bugs previous love of the beach and her now serious fear of it.  Come see and weigh in! http://thethreeunder.com/2012/06/guest-post-bri-from-dont-forget-the-small-stuff/

Also here is video proof that she did indeed love it!

Monday, June 25, 2012

Toddler chatter

The vocabulary just keeps getting bigger and bigger around here.  We now have a milk dictator too. Bugs will walk up to the refrigerator and slap it and demand "ILK!". And by god you better get on that too or feel the wrath of the gumby tantrum. You know the one where they go completely limp and bend in every direction and scream and thrash, and wait your child doesn't act like that? Teach me Obi-Wan!

But back to my original thought, somewhere she's learned "upa" or up with emphasis on the "PA", "shome" or some for when she wants something (god only knows what it could be) and 'yummmmmm" for when she's eating something tasty obviously. And she definatly knows when she's finished. The only sign language she knows is "all done" but she uses it regularly and knows she gets to leave the table when she is officially "done".

And not to be left behind by her daycare counterparts, she can also speak Czech. Her sitter is Czech and has been teaching her basic Czech words. Apparently the word for 'four', ctyri, is pronounced something like 'tshhhtyyrzrzrzrzreeeeee'. It's one of the most difficult words in the Czech language. I'm sure you can see why. Also, her sitter, M, is convinced she can say it.  I think either a) has excellent translation skills or b) she's surrounded by toddlers all day and is now beginning to think they are speaking clearly.  Either way
I'm pretty sure my baby isn't speaking Czech. Or maybe she is and I'm just too ignorant to know? Maybe I need a translator myself? And here I thought her adorable chatter was just nonsense.  Who's the dumb one now!?



Thursday, June 21, 2012

NO, NO NO, NNNOOOO

Ah the word "no".  Usually one of the first few words kids learn.  For some reason Bugs liked the word "yes". More accurately "YESH".  As in, "would you like to go to bed?" "YESH".  "Would you like to eat vegetables?" "YESH".  She had no clue what she was saying but when you asked her "Do you love me?" and you get a giant "YESH!" It really does melt your heart.

So last week on the way home, Bugs is in the back babbling away and I hear "NO!" But it's not just no, is probably every variation of no there is. And it's hilarious to me. See for yourself. (please disregard the actual video of the lighter outlet. I started recording at a stop light and drove to the next one and stopped!)


So while she still really doesn't know what yes and no are, I'm going to enjoy her cute version of no before it gets out hand and I hear "NO!" to all the questions I ask.  The few things she does understand? Milk, Sit down (because she is part monkey), doggie, itsy bitsy spider and lastly Aubrey. Which are all  awesome!!